Since Rud is on hiatus, that means it’s time for Chimp to step in with a post! I’ve always wanted to do an event for Child’s Play, but I was always either lazy or didn’t have any good ideas. But not this year, BABY! This year you’re going to kill Becky’s brother and I’m going to pay you to do it!
A lot of these details are still in the works. But we’re going to pay out $1 for every time someone kills Matt in World of Warcraft. I’m thinking of allowing the Horde to send me any screenshot of them dancing on his corpse throughout the whole of the Winter Veil. And for my Alliance players, I challenge you to match my donation. Go help protect him so you don’t end up paying out 50 grand. But if that isn’t your cup of tea and you want to bring him down and make me pay out the yang, I’m going to choose a day where we’ll sit in the arena in STV for the bulk of the day and let everybody take a shot at him. As this is the first time we’re bringing it up, we’re open to your thoughts. Let us know what you think, and happy hunting!
[Becky edit: You should note that my brother earned himself the title of Gladiator last season (meaning he's in the top 0.5% of all arena teams), so you're in for a hell of a fight. Take a second to vote in the poll below. We're stringing him up for you, after all, and your wish is our command.]