What We’re (Not) Geeking Out About This Week

1. The bootlegged trailer for The Dark Knight – o hai guyz, im still in ur city, murderin ur masses lol
2. Space – that shit fucks you up…if you’re up there more than three months
3. Sidekicks – they’re not just for child endangerment anymore.

We realized while trying to compile this list that there are far more things that we are NOT geeking out about. We’re going to try that route instead.

-1. The latest Messiah Complex – we went from “omg” to “OMG” to “OMG!!1!one” to “…meh”. But, ok, it moved the story forward. Get your game face on, guys, we’re spending valuable laundry money on this.
-2. X-Force – who the fuck thought it was a good idea to give Wolverine a team?
-3. Stupid people – if you are one of them, get the hell off our blog.
-4. Geoff Johns writing the Green Lantern – point of interest, there are more than seven emotions and “willpower” is not one of them.
-5. Books – hard to find good ones, because there are too many bad ones to wade through.
-6. Publishing delays – o hai guyz, im not writin, i am so depressed QQQQQQQ.
-7. Ret Pallys – Hitler was a ret pally.
-8. Robert Jordan is dead – we know this happened a while ago, but he’s still dead, god damn it. On that note…
-9. Robert Jordan’s character development of the Aes Sedai – “I’M A BITCH!!!”
-10. Professor Xavier – this man must die so we can all get laid without fear.
-11. The audiotape of A Clockwork Orange – not a good thing to listen to in your car before work.
-12. Man Bat – come on, honestly.