In which we are verily pissed off

There are many things in human history and the universe itself that are beyond comprehension, and even border on preposterous. They include:

1. Extra dimensional string theory.
2. How the stock market functions.
3. The fact that viruses are organic but not alive.
4. Blood-letting as an socially acceptable medical practice.
5. Astonishing X-Men #4 being pushed back to January 24.

What the fucking fuck. Issue #23, one of the finest and most mind-blowing comics we have ever read, was released on November 7. It was so epic, in fact, that we are still nerdgasming over it to this day. We should’ve had a highly satisfying dose of optic blasts and adamantium claws and mind-reading by now. Not to mention, our Kitty Pryde withdrawals are reaching levels normally reserved for governmentally controlled substances.

It is now December 15. This is a monthly series. Christmas and New Years will occur before we get to read the conclusion. Rud will have had a birthday. Marvel, why hast thou forsaken us? We’re mad as hell, and we’re not going to take it anymore just going to whine and cry until they finally publish the damn thing, because they know we’ll spend our hard-earned pennies on it no matter when it hits shelves, the bastards.

Also, Kitty Pryde, k.